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ROBO THE HORNET SLAYER
25:20: VicGreeves enters the room.
25:31: VicGreeves makes chat smell manly.
25:51: Connie enters the room
25:58: Connie makes chat tea.
26:14: robo enters room
26:18: robo spams
26:22:  hey chat c:
28:58:  OH MY LORD THERE IS A HORNET IN MY ROOM
29:05:  WHAT DO I DO
29:07:  AHHH
29:08:  BRB
29:15:  CATCHIN ME A HORNET
30:02:  FFFFFFUCK ITS IN THE CURTAINS
30:14:  DO HORNETS STING?
30:18:  I DONT REMEMBER
30:23:  AHHHHHHH
30:56:  FUCK IT JUST FEW OUT AT ME LIKE A BULLET
31:16:  WELL A SLOW LOSL;AKDSAAL;DK;LKL;K
32:00:  IT IS NOW RAPING MY ERNIE AND BURT POSTER
32:02:  FFFF
32:23:  I JUST WANT TO EAT DINNER
32:32:  HOW THE HELL DID IT GET IN
32:39:  OH GOD KILL IT D:
32:56:  IT IS HIDING
33:01:  :C
33:26:  COVER YOURSELF WITH A BLANKET AND ARM YOURSELF WITH
 A FLYSWATTER OR ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER
33:44:  fffff brb getting dressed for dat shit
34:26:  meanwhile I'm gonna make lunch. GOOD LUCK
35:58:  I... THINK IT FLEW OUT THE WINDOW
36:21:  OH MAN I JUST SPENT SHOWERTIME SINGING ROCKY HORROR
 TUNES
36:22:  I CANNOT HEAR ITS LOUD BUZZING OF DEATH AND DISPAIR
36:23:  BEST
36:26:  SHOWERTIME
36:28:  EVER
36:35:  too much distract, need to close chat
36:38:  bye for now guys
36:48:  aw
37:00:  hornet stories were just too much for him
37:38:  seriously, I sit on my bed an 'BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IM FLYIN RIGHT TOWARDS YOU MUTHAFUCKA'
37:48:  HORNET OUT OF NOWHERE
37:58:  I am so confused
38:11:  my window wasnt even left open and my door was closed
38:52:  8V I have never delt with a hornet before
39:09:  dat was some scary shit right der
39:25:  now I am fully clothed on my bed
39:43:  with several rolls of posters tied together as a bat
39:58:  I am scared hipple :c
40:05:  awwwwwwww
40:13:  IT'S OK
40:58:  lol I hit the curtian a few times ... I think it flew out... I /hope/ it did.
42:43:  I cant hear it coming for me anymore
42:46:  c:
45:22:  hey ellen
45:25:  hey robo c:
45:41:  a hornet came and raped my ernie and bert poster
45:59:  fucking hornets!
46:29:  It was scary :<
46:51:  lol I've never had a hornet in my house before so.... lol
47:44:  I'm perfectly fine with spiders
48:02:  and things that walk, I'll catch those buggers in a cup
48:08:  but flying things
48:12:  D8
48:48:  I have never heard a buzz come from an insect that is so loud and so full of death.
48:48:  lol
48:57:  they just hurt a little
49:08:  lol one time my cat was on the fence and a wasp stung her on the ear
49:09:  poor kitty
49:12:  :c
49:15:  she started twitching and ran like hell
50:04:  poor cat :c
50:11:  I've never been stung before
50:18:  lol and I am home alone
50:25:  I got stung in the ankle once
50:31:  my brother got stung in the ear
50:39:  owwwwww
50:48:  we have a couple nests each year
50:57:  my dad just sprays em with the hose at night and knocks em down
51:24:  the hornets... do they not get angry?
52:01:  they're wasps, but at that time of night when it's cool, they're too cold to react
52:26:  lol this one was acting a little drunk
52:38:  yah we got paper wasps
52:56:  I'm tempted to take the leftover abandoned combs and turn em into paper
53:42:  woah ok
53:50:  yellow jackets and hornets are all types of wasps
54:14:  make paper out of combs?
55:22:  yah
55:32:  since their nests are made out of wood/plant fiber and spit
55:55:  :u I did -FUCK ITS STILL HERE
56:04:  KILL IT
56:13:  some make their homes outta mud
56:16:  yanno, mud wasps
56:17:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:VariousNests.jpg
56:34:  bees create a type of wax
58:19:  it's so cool what some bees to to kill raiding hornets
58:27:  they're surround em and vibrate
58:39:  that ends up bringing up the heat around the hornet and bakes em alive
58:55:  the bees get away alive, much more efficient than stinging since that'll kill the bee
58:56:  holy balls that is awesome
59:26:  THAT BASTARD IS BEING ALL KAWAII DESU IM WIPING MY FACE NYA ON MY LIGHTS
59:39:  hahaha
59:59:  fffffffffffff
00:24:  I cant hit the light because it will break the bulb
00:40:  and I am afraid if I do hit and miss it will come after me
00:57:  I dont want to be in the dark AND stung
01:13:  wahhhhh
01:20:  I will.. BEEE back
01:26:  :C
01:30:  I'm gunna make some crepes, honey
01:30:  :CCCCCCCCCC
01:33:  LOL FU
01:37:  excuse me while I buzz off
01:38:  You are mean
01:42:  LOL LOL LOL
01:42:  ..... 
01:45:  lol
02:10:  now its just sitting there been lazy
02:37:  brb gonna see it I can give it a fit by switching the lights on and off
03:37:  shad
03:44:  there is a hornet in my room
03:53:  pretending to be kawaii
04:00:  :c
04:05: robo holds shad
04:16:  also, hey there c:
04:37:  :C
05:10:  should I hit my light to try and kill it., or wait for it to move?
05:22:  wait
05:52:  but I think its being energized my the heat of the bulb
06:21:  its going to come at me full force when it it is charged up
06:45:  lmao
07:17:  I am going to go make it move.... wish me luck
07:20:  hey mazz
07:30:  hey
07:31:  GL HONEY
07:43:  ffffffff its rubbing its butt
07:50:  also screw you 
09:48:  HAHAHA MUTHAFUCKA
09:53:  I KILLED IT DEAD
10:01:  HAZHAHAHA
10:04:  ahhhh
10:14:  AHAHAHAHA YEAS
10:14:  I feel victorious
10:19:  lmfao
11:19:  I came
11:21:  I saw
11:28:  I was freaked out
11:42:  I ran around a bit saying 'omgomg'
11:58:  then I started saying 'lordohlordy.'
12:04:  the I sat down
12:10:  then I got back up
12:25:  and don'd a doctor who poster in one hand
12:36:  and a addidas shoe on the other
12:52:  and I faced the mighty hornet
13:10:  Oh how we dance around one another, trading blows
13:26:  but it was the hornet who let his guard down first
13:41:  and with that, I landed the final blow
13:59:  the end
14:05:  hey uplaw c:
14:35:  amazing
15:04:  uplaw since I don't have work, I'm just going to do a bunchof shit over the weekend and then go to photo on monday ok
15:44:  ok
15:45:  hi guys
16:45:  hey dee c:
16:51:  heeyyy c:
16:52:  you missed me being manly
16:56:  D: oh no
16:59:  it was so arousing
17:13:  now I'm sad that I missed the sexual tension
17:24: Dee gasp
17:34: RoboTheHornetSlayer Hey ladies. B)
17:35:  Robo did you kill it
17:42: Dee Ooh :3c
17:55:  Why, yes I did fair lady.
17:57:  Because one showed up at my house
18:01:  get over here
18:14:  Man I've never seen a hornet before
18:22:  I'd be scared to death
18:23: RoboTheHornetSlayer RIDES A GIANT HORNET OVER TO LYCHEE'S HOUSE.
18:35: Lychee is a damsel in distress
18:39: RoboTheHornetSlayer KILLS THE GIANT HORNET.
19:04: RoboTheHornetSlayer swaggers into Lychee's humble dwelling.
19:25: RoboTheHornetSlayer kills the hornet with a single look.
20:00: RoboTheHornetSlayer My job here is done.
20:15: RoboTheHornetSlayer crabwalks back into the sea.
20:54: Lychee swoon
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 This is my life. Full of danger everyday.